My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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