You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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