Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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