I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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