Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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