Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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