I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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