Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
