Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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