Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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