it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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