You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
