U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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