I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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