the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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