I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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