How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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