Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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