I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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