Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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