He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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