I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
