and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
