Those balls look pretty dangerous.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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