If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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