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(323): View more from California

i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend

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