shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the room spins SO much faster in panama
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it