What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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