You surviving the open bar?
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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