is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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