I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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