After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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