there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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