kristin has been a bad kristin
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
