Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Can Purell be used as lube?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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