I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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