I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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