i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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