Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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