He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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