found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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