Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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