Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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