so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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