...so i touched it.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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