Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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