it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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