My room smells like vodka and shame
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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