please come you make the beer taste better
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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