just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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