Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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