Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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