i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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