She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
