So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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